Peter: Hey, Luke, man, about that thing with me and your wife before? You know about her being in love with me in high school? I swear I did not know about this. I swear. I mean she’s cute and all but… but don’t you worry, man, I believe in the- the statutes of marriage, or the institution. Yeah, the institution. I’m all about it. So don’t worry about me or anything like that. …But you and Iron First broke up, right? Because I’d like to take a shot at that action. Heh.
Luke: Clint, land the damn plane!New Avengers v1 #53
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Luke only get’s really mad when Spidey says he’s going to take his boyfriend away.
Oh god Peter Parker is the best.
Peter, you really need to learn how to STFU.
It’s probably worth noting that this happened after OMD…